Somewhere in video game limbo, Lu Bu, Pikachu, and Sonic must be hanging out at the “Milked” lounge, as they sip generic brand coffee from a Styrofoam cup and hang their heads over the murky, brown, grimy, caffeine-boosted sludge that they have been forced to gulp for who knows how long, without sympathy or remorse from their green-eyed corporate overlords.
